Archive for May 1st, 2011
Osama bin Laden is dead. Of course, this doesn’t end the War on Islamism, there are more practitioners out there, but it is a signal victory for which all of us, as Americans, are grateful.
Given that we got the news on May Day, I think in future years, we should co-opt the communist holiday and dance around May Poles with replicas of bin Laden’s on them. As for what to do with the actual body, I’m open to suggestions. Personally, I think putting it in a clear plastic box and sending it on tour of the country where it can be used for carnival dunk-tanks is probably too dignified a disposition.