So, what do you do when you're on the World's Most Uncomfortable CPAP Machine for sleep apnea, have "sleep gates" at, like, 12:00 midnight, Restless Leg Syndrome, daily office meetings at 6:30 AM (because your brokerage works on market hours), a need to wake up at 5:00 AM, and a tendency to do so at 3:30? And, a subconscious that can't understand why, if you're getting up in 90 minutes anyway, you can't just go read the paper online?
Well, you could just suffer from non-sleep until you wrap your Jeep around a light pole, or end up like Lt. Dunbar. Or, you could ask your doctor for a sleeping pill! Unless, of course, one of them is out of town, and the other seems to keep losing your phone number.
For the moment, it's Unisom all the way, but that's a very temporary solution.
On the other hand, the auto-coupon generator spat out a free 7-day trial for Ambien, which, judging by this, should be renamed Ambulent.
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With sleep habits like those, you'd be a perfect fit to come babysit for us during the graveyard shift. Heh.
Posted by: Ben | May 4, 2006 1:04 PM
I had restless legs and complainedto my Dr and was told to take calcium.
Isaid I took 600mg daily. Dr said Imean more than 2000mg daily
Now I take three Citrecal+D a day and No More Restless Legs.
Works for me
Posted by: Donald Nuce | May 4, 2006 7:13 PM