{"id":1119,"date":"2011-05-01T22:09:53","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T04:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jsharf.com\/view\/?p=1119"},"modified":"2011-05-01T22:09:53","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T04:09:53","slug":"bin-laden-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jsharf.com\/view\/?p=1119","title":{"rendered":"Bin Laden Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"

Osama bin Laden is dead.\u00a0 Of course, this doesn’t end the War on Islamism, there are more practitioners out there, but it is a signal victory for which all of us, as Americans, are grateful.<\/p>\n

Given that we got the news on May Day, I think in future years, we should co-opt the communist holiday and dance around May Poles with replicas of bin Laden’s on them.\u00a0 As for what to do with the actual body, I’m open to suggestions.\u00a0 Personally, I think putting it in a clear plastic box and sending it on tour of the country where it can be used for carnival dunk-tanks is probably too dignified a disposition.<\/p>\n